On a going-for-a-song Top Gear, Lionel Richie could have probably driven
'all night long'. James and Richard took to the streets of south London
to give two tall hatchbacks a good thrashing, while Jeremy drove a
Mercedes with more power than Superman.
In a house-of-the-rising-sun Top Gear, Richard found an American car
that goes around corners, James decided the worst car Jaguar ever built
was the best British car ever, and Jeremy drove a cube.
On a get-down-and-dirty Top Gear, Johnny Vaughan and Denise Van Outen
blew up our reasonably priced car. We attempted to fry Richard with
lightning, and got some cars really, really messy, while Jeremy got in
an MG and smoked a pipe.
On a good-sport Top Gear, we raced a Street Ka against a racing pigeon.
We played darts with cars, Jeremy attempted to drive 800 miles on one
tank of petrol, and Ronnie O'Sullivan came and snookered us.
On a shirt-raising Top Gear, Jordan showed us it's possible to drive
with your airbags fully deployed. Richard drove an American icon, while
Jeremy got his pants in a knot.
