On a going-for-a-song Top Gear, Lionel Richie could have probably driven
'all night long'. James and Richard took to the streets of south London
to give two tall hatchbacks a good thrashing, while Jeremy drove a
Mercedes with more power than Superman.
On a get-down-and-dirty Top Gear, Johnny Vaughan and Denise Van Outen
blew up our reasonably priced car. We attempted to fry Richard with
lightning, and got some cars really, really messy, while Jeremy got in
an MG and smoked a pipe.
On a good-sport Top Gear, we raced a Street Ka against a racing pigeon.
We played darts with cars, Jeremy attempted to drive 800 miles on one
tank of petrol, and Ronnie O'Sullivan came and snookered us.
On skint Top Gear, James had to play the music for this week's show on
his keyboard because we can't even afford to go and buy CD's anymore.
And Richard had to wear a cheap and gaudy shirt because he can't afford a
nice one. Oh, sorry, apparently he actually paid good money for that
On extravagant Top Gear, Hammond went to South Africa and tested
Mercedes' gloriously cool SLR. Get out your Union Jack, the boys gave
their verdict on the best British car. And, a roomful of celebrities
came round and tested our reasonably priced car.