On a going-for-a-song Top Gear, Lionel Richie could have probably driven
'all night long'. James and Richard took to the streets of south London
to give two tall hatchbacks a good thrashing, while Jeremy drove a
Mercedes with more power than Superman.
In a house-of-the-rising-sun Top Gear, Richard found an American car
that goes around corners, James decided the worst car Jaguar ever built
was the best British car ever, and Jeremy drove a cube.
On a get-down-and-dirty Top Gear, Johnny Vaughan and Denise Van Outen
blew up our reasonably priced car. We attempted to fry Richard with
lightning, and got some cars really, really messy, while Jeremy got in
an MG and smoked a pipe.
On a good-sport Top Gear, we raced a Street Ka against a racing pigeon.
We played darts with cars, Jeremy attempted to drive 800 miles on one
tank of petrol, and Ronnie O'Sullivan came and snookered us.
On a shirt-raising Top Gear, Jordan showed us it's possible to drive
with your airbags fully deployed. Richard drove an American icon, while
Jeremy got his pants in a knot.
On skint Top Gear, James had to play the music for this week's show on
his keyboard because we can't even afford to go and buy CD's anymore.
And Richard had to wear a cheap and gaudy shirt because he can't afford a
nice one. Oh, sorry, apparently he actually paid good money for that
shirt.
On extravagant Top Gear, Hammond went to South Africa and tested
Mercedes' gloriously cool SLR. Get out your Union Jack, the boys gave
their verdict on the best British car. And, a roomful of celebrities
came round and tested our reasonably priced car.
On excitment-packed Top Gear, Jeremy meets something Australian that
doesn't make him want to stick his head into a pit of angry snakes.
James drove the best car ever. And Richard looked at the Coupe
Cabriolets from Peugeot and Renault.
On stylish Top Gear, Jeremy drove a Toyota Hilux in the hope of
disproving the manufacturer's claims about its indestructibility. We
looked at the new Mazda that doesn't have any pistons or pillars. James
put the Fiat Panda under the motoring microscope.
On Top Gear's Lamborghini special, James took a Lamborghini Countach for
a spin, Jeremy tested the far more sensible Gallardo, and Richard
looked at the car that started it all, the Miura.
